I can't even remember Stephanie Grisham's name most of the time, just that she's the supposed new speaker who hasn't given an actual Whitehouse press conference yet.
It's the hideous pod-person possession that goes with the job. Insidious, inexorable and steady. Or maybe like the affliction of "The Incredible Melting Man." Whatever I compare it to, the Trump spokespeople all begin to suffer from it and the progress is swift.
Not very unique: tRump talks like a typical mob boss. The only difference is that most mob bosses aren't stupid enough to say the kind of shit tRump says out loud in public.
I think she does. "Hey, that's the kind of president who'd employ me and let me get away with goldbricking like this. What am I going to do, complain?"
Looking more like Huckabee Sanders with each passing day. Weird.
Sublime irony.
Please listen to Doug.
As reaffirmed in the case of Says Who? v. Reality.
(Fun fact: Says Who? won the case but in Reality languishes behind bars.)
Paraphrasing is now lying.
You're a counter-puncher?
Stephen is the bestest.
I can't even remember Stephanie Grisham's name most of the time, just that she's the supposed new speaker who hasn't given an actual Whitehouse press conference yet.
Shows you just how hardworking she is.
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It's the hideous pod-person possession that goes with the job. Insidious, inexorable and steady. Or maybe like the affliction of "The Incredible Melting Man." Whatever I compare it to, the Trump spokespeople all begin to suffer from it and the progress is swift.
"The president speaks in a very unique way"
Not very unique: tRump talks like a typical mob boss. The only difference is that most mob bosses aren't stupid enough to say the kind of shit tRump says out loud in public.
I think she does. "Hey, that's the kind of president who'd employ me and let me get away with goldbricking like this. What am I going to do, complain?"
I liked having her around because she got denied service at restaurants, and that made me happy.
And find a string of desperation pearls on eBay.
Also, credit card companies, there's no such thing as "pre-approval." I'm either approved or I'm not.
I have a Youngstown accent. It's very unique.