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Nigel Smoketoomuch's avatar

Looking more like Huckabee Sanders with each passing day. Weird.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Sublime irony.

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Ms Cast's avatar

Please listen to Doug.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

As reaffirmed in the case of Says Who? v. Reality.

(Fun fact: Says Who? won the case but in Reality languishes behind bars.)

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Paraphrasing is now lying.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You're a counter-puncher?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Stephen is the bestest.

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Delu's avatar

I can't even remember Stephanie Grisham's name most of the time, just that she's the supposed new speaker who hasn't given an actual Whitehouse press conference yet.

Shows you just how hardworking she is.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Attention, non-Yinzers!

For an introduction to our dulcet native tones see:

http://www.pittsburghese.com/

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Keith Taylor's avatar

It's the hideous pod-person possession that goes with the job. Insidious, inexorable and steady. Or maybe like the affliction of "The Incredible Melting Man." Whatever I compare it to, the Trump spokespeople all begin to suffer from it and the progress is swift.

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pixeloid's avatar

"The president speaks in a very unique way"

Not very unique: tRump talks like a typical mob boss. The only difference is that most mob bosses aren't stupid enough to say the kind of shit tRump says out loud in public.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

I think she does. "Hey, that's the kind of president who'd employ me and let me get away with goldbricking like this. What am I going to do, complain?"

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Enter Ranting's avatar

I liked having her around because she got denied service at restaurants, and that made me happy.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

And find a string of desperation pearls on eBay.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Also, credit card companies, there's no such thing as "pre-approval." I'm either approved or I'm not.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I have a Youngstown accent. It's very unique.

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