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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

While you were away, right as this was just starting to expand, I went to a Costco near my shop to pick up paper towels, because I was out and I use them a lot. People looked at my like I was fucking crazy for just buying one package. What I witnessed sickened me.

Dianna Deem's avatar

KAC is even dressed like a snake. Gah!

Kiwiwriter's avatar

Don't insult snakes...they make fine pets. They snooze, eat a mouse twice a week, and snooze again. Mine likes to wrap herself in my fingers. Her predecessor would wrap himself in my eyeglasses.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"And the press — they've got a real opportunity, if you ask me, to also spread great information to this public."

Something about your wording there...I can't quite put my finger on it while I'm wearing these latex gloves.

Doug Langley's avatar

And this bitch still has not given one press conference?? At all?? She just goes on Fox and whines and gets $180000 a fucking year for it???!!!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

He stares into a golf ball every morning.

Doug Langley's avatar

Produce mid-east peace plans?

Doug Langley's avatar

Wait - Donny tells us he's not taking salary? You mean for the first time he's telling us the truth?

marcus816's avatar

Those knees are never gonna be the same..."I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees."Some people? Not so much. (Besides there are those sweet, sweet paychecks to sooth their black, black souls.)

RobespierreHoo's avatar

Looks like not just a drunk, but a MEAN drunk.

RLL's avatar

And the golf ball has a more intelligent expression.

Carl Bastrop's avatar

Donald J. Trump does not like Jeff Bezos (Amazon). But, in an attempt to boost the economy Trump has agreed to get the FAA to fast track the approval of home delivery drones. To show how serious he is Trump is putting his son Eric in charge. Per Trump: "Well, he's really good at video games. Some say the best ever. Who knew? No one told me. I mean he'll go to his room for days and just play his games. Some say he is a genius. Some say he is as smart as me. That person is not around anymore, but he said it, just take my word for it...."

Margery Traylor Trashe's avatar

If by "press" you mean Fox and by "conference" you mean commiserating, then yes.

Carl Bastrop's avatar

Of course, once Amazon has drone delivery, game over Bezos has won. Sell your car and buy a super huge TV and you will never have to leave home again.

Carl Bastrop's avatar

If a drone malfunctions you might hear of rolls of TP falling from the sky. That's the seventh sign of the apocalypse if I know my Bible correctly.

Carl Bastrop's avatar

Good work if you can get it...