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Human Scum occupy the white house currently

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I wonder after this press secretary thingy in the white house if she too can run for governor of Arizona?

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Along with Jon Yoo Whoo

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This would be size shaming, were it not for the fact that it could equally well be seen as referring to Ms. Sanders' cow-like intelligence.

There are endless theological debates about the Divinity of Christ; in contrast, very few would doubt the Bovinity of Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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The eye blinks make that gag even better.

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You don't suppose Donnie thought he was hiring JOHN Grisham, do you? Someone who can write compelling legal thrillers would have been perfect for 'explaining' his lawlessness.

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Deciphering her word salad made an amusing parlour game.

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"Just as Anderson Cooper has a job to do, working for a company he is proud of, so do I." Which company does she work for?

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No, Stephanie, the WH is our house, not Trump's. He's a temporary occupant. You work for us, or you're supposed to. But apparently, you do no work. Why did you mention Anderson Cooper's personal life? To remind Business Insider's readers that Cooper is gay? GFY.

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Ew, that sounds gross!

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"White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham had planned to never do the job she apparently won on a radio contest."

So she was caller number five?

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"He obviously doesn't need a competent press secretary. No, he needs a team."

And a personal valet to screw his pants on every morning.

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I don't want to see them naked, though.

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BTW, juggling a single item is ... not really juggling.

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They're not scum for following the Constitution.

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Grisham's Law states that bad, lazy press secretary drives out merely bad press secretaries.

Incidentally, she is starting to get that "infected pimple about to erupt" facial expression familiar from Judge Jeannine and Michelle Malkin. I get the impression that warning her that her face might freeze like that would strike her as a beauty tip.

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