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Well, humanity, it was a nice ride, but it's over. Stephen Colbert brings us news of the end -- a computer program has finally beaten the Turing test -- maybe -- fooling a third of human questioners into thinking it was a 13-year-old boy. "Which makes sense if you think about it. Like a teenage boy, a computer sleeps a lot and spends all day on the internet." But that's not the scariest news Colbert found.
Stephen Colbert: Can We Stop The Black Lesbian Robot Apocalypse? Probably Not! (Video)
Well, I for one welcome our new black lesbian android overlords.
Yes, overlords! We need at least another one before I'm going to welcome them.
The robot looks even more creepy than Monica Wehby.