After Jon Stewart spent a good chunk of the week on the Cliven Bundy story (and feuding with Sean Hannity ), it's a little surprising to see that The Colbert Report didn't touch it until Thursday, after the right's new darling shared his thoughts on the negro.
I disagree. It's all there in Jebus' parable about the master and his three servants, one of whom buried his welfare check in the yard.
I feel sorry for the neighbors, who have heavily-armed nutcases all over the place, as Rachel recounted last night. But how are you gonna get rid of 'em? It'd be like spraying cockroaches with Raid, and the cockroaches firing back with grenade launchers.
We call that condition Optical Rectitis.
I disagree. It's all there in Jebus' parable about the master and his three servants, one of whom buried his welfare check in the yard.
If someone who takes items from a shop without paying for them is a shoplifter, Bundy must be a fieldlifter.
Can we be friends? I desperately need one Negro friend.
I feel sorry for the neighbors, who have heavily-armed nutcases all over the place, as Rachel recounted last night. But how are you gonna get rid of 'em? It'd be like spraying cockroaches with Raid, and the cockroaches firing back with grenade launchers.
One bullet in their general direction, and most of 'em will shit their pants and run on home.