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We call that condition Optical Rectitis.

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I disagree. It's all there in Jebus' parable about the master and his three servants, one of whom buried his welfare check in the yard.

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If someone who takes items from a shop without paying for them is a shoplifter, Bundy must be a fieldlifter.

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Can we be friends? I desperately need one Negro friend.

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I feel sorry for the neighbors, who have heavily-armed nutcases all over the place, as Rachel recounted last night. But how are you gonna get rid of 'em? It'd be like spraying cockroaches with Raid, and the cockroaches firing back with grenade launchers.

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One bullet in their general direction, and most of 'em will shit their pants and run on home.

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