Stephen Colbert Has A Few Words For This Marxist Pope Guy (Video)

Stephen Colbert is torn, poor fellow. On the one hand, he says, he is "America's most prominent Catholic." Then again, he is also "America's foremost capitalist. I love the invisible hand of the market so much I let it get to third base." Ah, but there's the conflict. That darn Pope Francis guy wants to cramp his style, with all that anti-capitalist, "don't be worshiping money" cruelty of his.

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