Stephen Colbert Has Had It With All This Non-Musical Class Warfare
Stephen Colbert weighs in on the oppression of the rich, who have it pretty rough these days, with all those resentful non-rich who keep threatening to redistribute tiny percentages of their wealth, just like Hitler did. Or maybe the French Revolution, though Colbert notes that our peasants don't even put on any uplifting musicals. Class warfare always goes down a lot easier with a Broadway anthem.
First they came for our Tits and Ass, but I said <strike>nothing</strike> only when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
The anagram &quot;crisp bee urine&quot; (Reince Priebus) alone warrants a Nobel Prize.