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PubOption's avatar

Kim is probably the only obese person in North Korea.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

His last dying gasp - "Tunworth" (cut to pic of little wagon named "Tunworth")

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schmannity's avatar

Meanwhile, at the New York Post:

Commie Constipation Crisis!

Kim "Hung" Un hasn't moved in weeks. Threatens West with massive blowout!

North Korea's Number One Can't Number Two!

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schmannity's avatar

Vlad The Impala ran smooth?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Squirrel or hamster-powered?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Maybe he can get Dennis Rodman to be his personal trainer.

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Ikimizi's avatar

I can totally afford all this cheese.

-Ca. lottery winner or Kim Jong-un's first day as god-king?

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