Here's your late-afternoon Clipbait, with Stephen Colbert talking about North Korean wunderkind and Threat to World Peace Kim Jong-un and his fondness for cheese, which may actually have made him so sick that he can't go out in public, maybe. It has all the essentials of comedy: A crazy dictator with odd tastes, hypocritical overconsumption by the leader of a starving country, Shep Smith awkwardly mispronounciating "Switzerland," and of course, a "cut the cheese" joke. Most important of all, it's been a long day and we still need to get our car to the vet. Just shut up and watch the funny man make cheese jokes already, jeeze.
Kim is probably the only obese person in North Korea.
His last dying gasp - "Tunworth" (cut to pic of little wagon named "Tunworth")
Meanwhile, at the New York Post:
Commie Constipation Crisis!
Kim "Hung" Un hasn't moved in weeks. Threatens West with massive blowout!
North Korea's Number One Can't Number Two!
Vlad The Impala ran smooth?
Squirrel or hamster-powered?
Maybe he can get Dennis Rodman to be his personal trainer.
I can totally afford all this cheese.
-Ca. lottery winner or Kim Jong-un's first day as god-king?