Last night on the Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert did us the great service of telling us all about Jake Rush, who is running against Ted Yoho in the 2014 GOP primary. Jake hits all the right tea party notes -- he's for "traditional" marriage and repealing Obamacare and he's a vampire.
The way Colbert effortlessly gets these tools to make jackasses of themselves Every. Fucking. Time. reminds me of how surprised the wannabe pedophiles on To Catch A Predator always were to see the cameras.
Has anyone bothered to tell him that "True Blood" isn't a reality show?
See. The Tea Party is big tent. First witches, then vampires. Who will be the first werewolf candidate?
This interview was so LOL I LARPed.
If he goes to Washington, his constituents will get no earmarks, but plenty of bitemarks, amirite?
The way Colbert effortlessly gets these tools to make jackasses of themselves Every. Fucking. Time. reminds me of how surprised the wannabe pedophiles on To Catch A Predator always were to see the cameras.