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<em>After all, 70 percent of O’Reilly’s viewers thought the mercenary army was a great idea</em>

I was wondering why all the folks at the nursing home suddenly wanted to know how to use a computer.

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Any chance right-wingers will ever learn not to get into a battle of wits with a comedian?

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There is an easy way to set up a mercenary army. Get hold of the <i>Soldier of Fortune</i> subscription list and send them all enlistment papers. But, Bill, you had better be careful not to be trampled in the rush.

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Billo pad = loofalafel?

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You forgot "blonde".

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Actually, we get Larry Wilmore! Yay!

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