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And here we thought Palin was old news.

Looking forward to the 2016 presidential campaign. If Hillary chooses Elizabeth Warren as her running mate I have high hopes that Palin will choose Kim Kardashian as her VP. You know: to capture the Hispanic vote.

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Apparently, it's via abstinence. Which admittedly is a little confusing.

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Why not? She quit everything else.

I'd call her more like comedy silver now. Or possibly bronze. (Assuming the tanning bed still works.)

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That would be a great reality show. Take Sarah Palin and Kim Kardashian, lock them up in a house together and ... That's pretty much it. Just make sure they couldn't get out.

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Who cares? They're all just Ayrab Muslins, anyway.

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I had mercifully forgotten just how fucking stupd this woman is. Now you've gone and reminded me.

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$9.95!? INPEACH!

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