Stephen Colbert is just as puzzled as we were about the curious case of the Kansas City player who was penalized for Muslim Tebowing -- especially after the NFL decided, no, that wasn't a penalty after all.
Sorry, but football (i.e. PIGSKIN) ain&#039;t no Christian game, as our friendly Leviticus (11:8) tells us: <i>Of their (pig) flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.</i>
So, thankfully Tebow and all his Xian cohorts will be going straight to hell. Thank you, Geezus!
I&#039;m sure everyone would have been just as upset at Teblow&#039;s celebrations if he had ever actually managed to make it into the endzone...
Sorry, but football (i.e. PIGSKIN) ain&#039;t no Christian game, as our friendly Leviticus (11:8) tells us: <i>Of their (pig) flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.</i>
So, thankfully Tebow and all his Xian cohorts will be going straight to hell. Thank you, Geezus!
I&#039;m sure everyone would have been just as upset at Teblow&#039;s celebrations if he had ever actually managed to make it into the endzone...
wait until they start pouring those foot baths over the winning coach&#039;s head
That Frank O&#039;Harris was a pretty good running back.
The Stupor Bowl?
<a href="http:\/\/old.post-gazette.com\/images3\/20060123pd_fan_believe_fbnPJ_450.jpg" target="_blank">Believe</a>
That&#039;s also when they started wearing spandex.
I wish they&#039;d bring the Ty-D-Bowl back to Flushing, NY.
Another muslin sneaking through our defending patriots? BUILD THE DANGED FENCE!!