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Stephen Colbert has The Word on the White House's recently released climate report, an assessment that has him "so terrified that it left a carbon footprint in my pants." Climate change is real, it's here now, and it's bad ("I have always believed that I have always said that"). So what's to be done about it?
Climate change deniers are just a bunch of Carbonheads.