TV Funnyman Stephen Colbert is understandably concerned about the emergence of Ebola in America, and by "concerned," we mean thoroughly terrified that the virus has made it from "Whocaresistan" to our golden shores. Just don't touch the fluids on the shores. “That is crap-your-pants terrifying," Colbert explains, "in that crap-your-pants is one of the symptoms of Ebola.” And remember, you can "get Ebola just by coming in contact with an infected person's bodily fluids, including 'blood, sweat, feces, vomit, semen, and spit.' So you might want to avoid the next Gathering of the Juggalos." But Colbert refuses to let propaganda get to him! "I won't be fooled into staying calm by the so-called 'experts' with their so-called 'medical degrees' and their so-called 'fingers,'" he insisted. "And neither will the 'Fox and Friends.'" Colbert then cut to a clip of Dr. Dalilah Restrepo attempting to reassure the easily-freaked-out Friends of Fox, which didn't go quite as well as it could have: She coughed while talking to the three amigos.
oh my friend i am so very sorry. i didn't know (haven't been here much, went back and read your news. horrible.).
i just lost a friend (i think i posted that here). not the same as a brother, but a loss. the night she died (freak accident) her husband said a thing that's become our chicago mantra: 'love hard, be kind, remember'.
her memorial is monday. i will think of you and your sadness.
Nugent&#039;s in town again? Aw, <em>man</em>...
you mock us sir.
and if i remember, you are british.
well they will be now.
hope you&#039;re well man.
I jokingly made that comment on another post here. I hope I didn&#039;t start something.
oh my friend i am so very sorry. i didn&#039;t know (haven&#039;t been here much, went back and read your news. horrible.).
i just lost a friend (i think i posted that here). not the same as a brother, but a loss. the night she died (freak accident) her husband said a thing that&#039;s become our chicago mantra: &#039;love hard, be kind, remember&#039;.
her memorial is monday. i will think of you and your sadness.
my heart goes out to you.
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