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Jgb979's avatar

Woman?

Alive?

Not a corpse of Stephen Miller’s mother he keeps locked in a bedroom?

Well that is not what I was expecting

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Nice to know something is pin-compatible with the Stephen Miller.

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LoCoJo's avatar

I would think that Katie is a little...swarthy for Stephen's liking, but then I also thought there was no way a human woman would ever get naked with the likes of Stephen, so. Also, Stepehen definitely gets in the shower and has a good cry right after sex.

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Reverend of Infinity's avatar

4H is planning to investigate, just in case.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Bigoted monster zealot hires Nazi fuckbuddy of Nazi baby-jailer to run his public voice. And probably Pence thinks this makes him look like he doesn’t detest women, because (allegedly), this Nazi is also a female. And, somehow, IMO, Miller looks like the more stable one in this entire equation. Btw, she doesn’t look very Aryan to me.

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RickK's avatar

I may never eat again.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Evan writes Hypothetical Wingnut Sexxxxxx Talk better than anyone in the universe.

Sure, it's a niche market, but he's still its Emperor.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Head, Heart, Hands, and the Hague.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

This will last till he finds out she has some Latin blood in her genetics.

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Ross Vachon's avatar

She might be Jewish and impressed with his D.C. celebrity status.

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HermitSongs's avatar

It’s impressive and horrifying in equal measure.

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SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Well, you don't want to get dehydrated, so make sure to drink.

No, not the bourbon. That makes it worse....

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RickK's avatar

So... vodka?

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hvdv's avatar

Just reading the headline made me do one of these. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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