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Woman?

Alive?

Not a corpse of Stephen Miller’s mother he keeps locked in a bedroom?

Well that is not what I was expecting

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Nice to know something is pin-compatible with the Stephen Miller.

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I would think that Katie is a little...swarthy for Stephen's liking, but then I also thought there was no way a human woman would ever get naked with the likes of Stephen, so. Also, Stepehen definitely gets in the shower and has a good cry right after sex.

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4H is planning to investigate, just in case.

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Bigoted monster zealot hires Nazi fuckbuddy of Nazi baby-jailer to run his public voice. And probably Pence thinks this makes him look like he doesn’t detest women, because (allegedly), this Nazi is also a female. And, somehow, IMO, Miller looks like the more stable one in this entire equation. Btw, she doesn’t look very Aryan to me.

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I may never eat again.

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Evan writes Hypothetical Wingnut Sexxxxxx Talk better than anyone in the universe.

Sure, it's a niche market, but he's still its Emperor.

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Head, Heart, Hands, and the Hague.

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This will last till he finds out she has some Latin blood in her genetics.

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She might be Jewish and impressed with his D.C. celebrity status.

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It’s impressive and horrifying in equal measure.

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Well, you don't want to get dehydrated, so make sure to drink.

No, not the bourbon. That makes it worse....

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So... vodka?

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Just reading the headline made me do one of these. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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