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I heard my 87 year old mother and all her friends talking about the guy like Tony Soprano considering a hit on someone. (I'm not joking)

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That little bastard is so infuriating, I think he's shortening my fucking lifespan.

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This information makes him sound better than I assumed he was. I assumed he spread his wings after sunset and swooped down on immigrants, taking them back to his lair to suck out the blood and bone marrow.

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Usually, I don't have violent thoughts. Stephen Miller inspires such thoughts.

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Remember when Jr posted this? https://goo.gl/images/475unx

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Yes, Miller is not a nouveau schmuck, it is in his genes.

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White privilege on steroids.

Like Trump, Miller's history of assholery goes way back. It's like they realize early on that they are incapable of ever having any actual true friends so they resolve to do the most damage to their fellow humans instead.

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Does it make his penis larger?/s

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The uniform becomes him.

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Have you heard about Kiké Hernandez' pants? https://drive.google.com/fi...

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because it's such a delicious ending.

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oh my god this makes up for so much of today.

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Yeah, but it's kill yourself. Just saying.

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Flat tax. A war criminal walks free, and his top priority is the flat god-damned tax. We are well and truly fucked.

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"I don't think so, my small friend..."

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