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It is still creepy. I have worked for that type of character before.

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All we need do to get rid of Gingrich in this regard is tell him that Mueller is in the hospital with cancer.

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or give the GOP to Donald, Bannon, Anne Coulter and those to whom they whistle that agree with their extremist ideologies. they seem hell-bent on taking it over. then again i’m no political strategist and don’t know where the sane* Republicans that are committed to true conservatism would go.

* using that word relative to the Trumpeteers’ nationalistic mindset. i don’t think the conservative platform has much semblance of sanity.

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He will send Mueller divorce papers immediately.

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Hey, I liked the witness tamering. I was picturing Trump ordering someone onto a chair, then snapping at them with a wet towel, which seems about his speed.

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In my fantasy they share a jail cell.

All of them. The entire Trump gang.

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Clearly, their legs are too long.

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Exactly right. I doubt a competent lawyer would have any interest in representing Trump. He knows before he gets there that Trump is going to lie to him because Trump thinks he's smarter than anyone else and that puts the lawyer in a horrid position. It will only hurt his reputation and career when they are working at odds with each other because the lawyer is trying to help Trump and Trump keeps stepping on both their dicks.

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According to the educational films I've viewed, the teen, if male, always gets caught by a hot female who then feels she has a duty to further educate him.

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"Bannon advised Trump not to demote Dowd and Cobb, but to bring in new lawyers to work over them, in the hopes that fresh blood would bring an order and “ruthlessness” to Trump’s legal team that Bannon sees as desperately incompetent."

Except he couldn't GET another lawyer (other than Cobb) when this started because he had a reputation for screwing them on payment. Am I the only one who finds this advice from Bannon unintentionally hilarious?

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I quit asking that question a long time back. We all know the answer. The morans watching fox care. Why they care is a totally different question.

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You are so polite. It’s because they are dickless.

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You are not, sir. There's also the delicious detail that one of Trump's former law firms claimed they always sent TWO lawyers to confer with him...because he lied so much. TO HIS LAWYERS.

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"Is this true?!""Yes! The man has no dick!"

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I thought that the Brightfarts were declaring war on Trumpf and had me fantasizing about internecine battles worse than what was going on already.

Aw fvck! It's like college "dating" again!*

*H0mer0 wuz a poor negotiator and had poor self esteem in college. And grad school.

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and he probably comes cheap. Callista needz those diamonds!

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