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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Even as he was bottoming out, Bannon spied the next upturn. On April 6, the New York Times published a story revealing that Kushner had omitted meetings with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak and Sergey Gorkov, the head of Vnesheconombank, the state-owned (and Putin-aligned) Russian development bank, when he applied for top-secret security clearance. Those meetings, Bannon told White House allies at the time, were certain to become a problem.Y'know, I was wondering earlier today if some of these collusion revelations weren't being made public as part of internecine war -- whether it was Bannon v. Kushner or some other one -- and this just got me wondering all the more. It would be perfectly fitting if the Assmouth administration's shortsighted internal bickering proved its undoing.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I imagine her military swag would be derivative and far below mil-spec quality.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

He did kind of invent the over the top deadpan, didn't he?

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La forza del resistino's avatar

If this admin all falls apart, Bannon could make a career in commercials pushing super sized Depends that prevent leaking.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

With a gaff hook?

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

It's a tradition in this bar in Laguna Niguel the second weekend in July. I've never been able to remember to go. Butt I totally would.

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Tokamak Backpack Mukluk's avatar

"Put the pick in there, Pete, and turn it 'round, real neat...."

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Holy crap! How did he get the taste out of his mouth?

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BadKitty904's avatar

Have you ever tried cat food?

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

There was that one time in college...we were all experimenting. You know how it is.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"the Devil and Steve Bannon"? Wasn't that a really gross porno?

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TJ Barke's avatar

A rusty, dull one.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Well, consider the source. Cuccinelli is hardly a good judge - or example - of character.

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Mike Steele's avatar

What Coast Guard? Donald cut their budget right before he gave their commencement address.

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unmasked mumbler's avatar

Reminds me of the great drive by truckers song about the devil and George Wallace https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Trevor Noah called it eons ago....

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