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seemefeelme's avatar

Mars looks yucky.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

"Nobama Gin Laden" ๐Ÿ˜‚....brilliant ๐Ÿ˜„

so, how does Bannon get off w no hard time while his co-defendants do many months in prison?

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tegrat's avatar

Does TFG have mineral rights on that nose?

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Queroloustwo's avatar

. . . details of his Chinese-government ties remain inscrutable. Borderline, Marcia. https://www.chinadaily.com.cn/opinion/2015-11/13/content_22451129.htm

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Ganjaneer's avatar

If you die the funeral home by law has to inform SocSec. There are no 150 yr old people.

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RF_BK's avatar

X likes the nose candy, just like his old man.

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beb's avatar

What is it with Musk dragging his latest son around with him where ever he goes. It seems like child abuse to some extent. Or is it like Dr. Evil and Mini Me, that the boy "completes: him.

It's weird that Bannon can steal $14 million dollars and gets no jail time. Trump must have pardoned him under the table.

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"M"'s avatar

That child is Elongated Muskrat's human shield.

One of his elder daughters haaaaates him.

As for $14 million and no jail time, only White men can get away with that.

Unless, of course, this country wants to right itself.

https://youtu.be/6pVTjadUAxg?si=xFQbu5dAXteYtrrY

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The less I know about fElon skuM, the better I like it. And Diaper Don as a babysitter is just too funny. He doesn't know his own kids' names without a scorecard.

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Queroloustwo's avatar

We are reasonably certain that he is intimately familiar with the diaper changing routine. I wonder how many discreet brown boxes have been delivered to 1600 Pennsylvania lately

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Wait, is that the one they call "Big Balls"?

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Elle J's avatar

Heโ€™s literally talking about himself, an unelected bureaucrat making decisions about things instead of the people who were voted in to do that.

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Randy's avatar

Brilliant

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

I may be mistaken, but I think I hear Elno say "our presidency" at the 9 second mark, at which point Drumpf looks away. What think?

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tehbaddr's avatar

"Harry Bลlz"? But I thought he is Kekus Maximus!?

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Padraic Smithies's avatar

Biggus Dickus

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tehbaddr's avatar

I was watching vid of Elno and Shitler in The Offal last night on Lawrence, just like in that pic up top. And damn if Grandpa Sundown isn't made up to look just like a fucking Oompa-Loompa!

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"M"'s avatar

Theyโ€™d never take him

Oompa Loompas actually work.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And now, I have an image of Oompa-Loompas fucking, and I can't get it out of my head.

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Ryp's avatar

How do you think we ended up with Trump?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Always glad to be servicey AF!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And they're singing the song while they're doing it, just so you know.

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RRJKR's avatar

What the MAGA can't comprehend is that government waste is what keeps everything afloat. The Federal Government is the largest single consumer of EVERYTHING! You name it the Feds buy it Massive cutbacks all at once on Federal spending will impact every industry It will especially hurt small businesses who rely on their customers' federal paychecks to keep the doors open. This is what happens when you have people who have no concept of how government works start tinkering with it. it's as idiotic as deciding to let the kids in the HS auto shop class tune up your Ferrari.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Reich wingers aren't known for thinking things through.

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