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"pre-dawn raid"! "pre-dawn raid"! "pre-dawn raid"!

No Knock.

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Is there any possibility that the party Bannon may actually be trying to protect is the Mercers? While the President may have the power of the pardon I assume that, like their Russian counterparts, American oligarchs have the power to make you dead.

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You know, you have just described the dynamic between every serial killer and author or detective in that particular film genre.

It's my belief that you are spot on.

Narcissistic sociopathy will be Bannon's eventual Achilles heel.

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So incredibly eye roll- worthy. Good god, why did I read that?

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Maybe Steve accidentally left his keys or wallet or irrefutable evidence or blackened soul in his old office at the White House & just wants to make sure he can retrieve them at a later date.

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Exactly

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That joke is so old that.....Wonketeers please complete.

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I wonder who Snoopy voted for in this election.

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this is great.

i also think he can't stand the thought that HE got trump elected and trump is taking all the credit.

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I loved Dark Shadows...watched it every afternoon after school.

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I thought he’d cut a deal at one time. I think he’s come to believe that he’s invincible. It goes with the ego. Maybe if Princess Vanky convinces him.

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The inflated ego of a serious addict .

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That's what I was thinking about when I posted it. Isn't her name Frieda? I am an old also.

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Actually, you're both right!

Captain Meth Potatoe is both cooperating with Mueller and saving his own skin.

He's not going to let Dumpster know the song he's singing through the GOP traitors in Congress, because that would make the information less valuable to Mueller. The less valuable the information, the less favourable the plea deal.

He's doing it all on his own, and I think it makes a lot of sense!

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no, actually, the only reason you cone here is to make yourself look silly. And you did. Again. Practice makes perfect..

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