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grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

Here's mine: my childhood orthodontist. Other than that, I don't think there's anyone in my life, including two ex-husbands, that I don't actually wish well, or would forgive of any past slights. (Now granted, I wish my first exhusband well only somewhere far away from me.)

But Dr. Turbyfill, Sr? I hope hell is at least as painful as my fucking braces, you sadistic bastard.

Weevie's avatar

Be easier to list those who are non-shit to Trump.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Maybe Trump/Bannon could divide things up as either"Feathers in my cap"or"Black eye"

Not sure where Ryan is in that.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I sometimes wish misery on a handful of people, I'm not as good a person as I'd like to be. Those people did me really wrong though.

If you have to keep an enemies list though, you are probably the bad guy. Nobody makes that many enemies that can't be overlooked without doing some incredibly horrible shit.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Santa actually frightens me the most.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

True pun-ditry!

I'll see myself out.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

Certainly. My childhood orthodontist isn't even really my enemy. Hell, he's probably dead, and was likely kind to animals and children, possibly beloved by some family members. I agree with you and SmotPoker, if you have an enemy's list, maybe start examining your own self. But neither Bannon nor Trump contain even an ounce of self-awareness, so I hold little hope.

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

Needs new category: "frathole".

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

Lessee, 7 billion is population on Earth. So non-shit portion includes Ivanka. And maybe Bannon.

My Brain Hurts!'s avatar

Shit, everyone has a list. Even I have a list. OK, it's groceries, but it's a list.

Xylem's avatar

Yeah, we're keeping a shit list, too.

Xylem's avatar

He's a low-life, straight out of central casting.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Maybe we should keep a public shit list, to assist Mr. Bannon. We could, I dunno, start a updated who do you want on your side in a house fight raffle. A fantasy campaign team for a bill. Musical chairs, for a seat 2018.

Kentucky Derby surrogates, anyone?

ETA: I see Mike Meadows starting in the #4 post position, as the coveted post #1 is already held by Paul Ryan. Just how big is this field?

Ill-Advised's avatar

It's as important to have the right enemies as the right friends, I've heard. A measure of character, say some.

(Sips from glass.)