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John Ranta's avatar

Wonkette, you bastard! We have to choose between Moore and Romney? Stone decalogue tablets, or car elevators? Moore in his teen-stalking underwear, or Romney in his magic missionary underwear? The knuckle-draggers of Alabama, or the latter day taints of Utah? Oh man, this is a Gordian knot of epic knotness...

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John Ranta's avatar

At least they didn’t write “Gulf of Trumpkin Resolution”.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

What a pathetic attempt to play the "Viet-Nam-Rice-Paddy" card! Here, CandyAss, is how it's done:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

He's not the first person to seemingly become almost human after not running for public office for a while.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I had some Epiphany once. She was a stripper down at the club near the airport. Hoo Boy!

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Beaufighter's avatar

Steve Bannon turned 18 in 1971. Still plenty of time to enlist but instead he went to college. I don't blame anyone for making that choice but at the same time I don't think he has any business talking shit about anyone else's choices.

Goddammit Bannon you made me defend Romney.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Sigh!

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HooverVilles's avatar

Never was.

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Tetsu Kaba “Mask it or casket”'s avatar

Maybe he had a high number in the lottery. My husband's was 272 in the first draft lottery and he didn't get drafted. One of his friends missed the first 10 birthdays called and thought he was safe when he listened until around 200. His birthday turned out to be #6.

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Tetsu Kaba “Mask it or casket”'s avatar

Just looked up the numbers for 1953 birthdays. He would have been 130.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

France is a dangerous place. I almost didn't want to come back.

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The Person.'s avatar

I have an Epiphone. It's an affordable replica of a Gibson Semihollow, like B.B. King's.

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The Person.'s avatar

I'll be right there with you later tonight. Gotta get another 40oz first.

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Unclejeems's avatar

Well, I'm sure Bannon's anti-Mormon screed delighted the crowd--because I'm fairly certain a good number of them were Southern Baptists. And Southern Baptists have hated Mormons since Brigham Young married his second wife. Mormonism is a "sect," and not a religion, see. Of course, that didn't stop them from voting for the Mormon, when that Muslim was running for president in 2012. I mean, what's a principle for, if you can't find some way to compromise it.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Trudeau as Che? Bah! Trudeau is a light-weight,liberal not a revolutionary.

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