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my first car in the 90's was a very old pacer - two toned, beige + puke green.

we stenciled 'wheels of satan' on it and drove it around ukranian village in chicago long before hipsters were invented.

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I think it started under Dumbya. The people around him created an alternate reality, which the First Dope fell for, and ever since, the GOP has just gone further and further down the rabbit hole, rather than admit their role in furthering a world-scale clusterfuck.

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Good luck getting past His spam filter. I mean, you can imagine.

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yup, just going to keep listening to 'the ramones'. that's all i'm gonna do i tell ya.

<i>Staring at my goldfish bowl Popping phenobarbital Life is so beautiful I've gone mental Mental, mental</i>

lalalalalalalalala I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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That's a pretty serious accusation. After all, they have "News" right there in the name...

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Besides, ITS WHAT PLANTS CRAVE.

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This is a colossal load of stuff.

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The Quran has to be worked in there somewhere.

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Let's start a serious conversation next week about giving them the contiguous block of red states. I'll sell plasma to contribute to the repatriation fund for non-"Real American" refugees...

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"The General Motors of Detroitsbury were motoring their vintage wooden car industry through the large lake on July 4 weekend that year when, around sunset and about 300 yards from shore, the vessel began taking on water. Daniel Akerson attempted to dial 911 on his cell phone, only to lose the device in the water as the industry started sinking rapidly.

That’s when Romney, who owns a home on the shore of the lake, and two of his sons jumped on jet skis and rode out to assist the industry, along with the family dog Vauxhall, struggling in the water."

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My pre-existing migraine advises me not to click that video link. Self-preservation and all.

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"Bullshitocracy". The biggest bullshitters rise to the top.

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"You can refute bad information from some people some of the time, but you can't refute bad information from all of the people, all of the time!"

Fox News Motto

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Evil Troy and Evil Abed...

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