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Cubic zirconia and flannel likely emit a pretty strong funk of their own. I'm thinking that King was getting upwind of them, not hiding behind them.

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Whoa, I didn't even notice the wonderbitch upvote. We are not worthy.

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Well, they are all clowns, so...

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I'm embarrassed to even know these people's names. King Nazi and ... what? I can't even figure this shit out.

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My cat Grass grows pretty fast. 😸

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"When illegal immigrants come they destroy the fabric of America especially black Americans". Ok, you two, time for you to depart the public stage forever.

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Awww, poor babies are tired of looking at homeless people. Can I get them a coffee?

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They didn't take their shoe off and beat it on the podium. I want my money back.

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"It is illegal to aid and 'abate' illegal immigrants." Top o' the crop there. "Get in line and wait your turn." (Your turn to have your children forced into joining a gang, your turn to have your daughter raped in your home country, your turn to experience fear and desperation day after day." Yeah, just wait there.

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Income inequity is a thing. But it's all the penniless browns' fault.

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I wonder, will he agree to go live on an uninhabited island if a single person is killed by an undocumented immigrant after this dumb bullshit is passed?

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So we went from "talking to homeless people" to "seeing homeless people in the streets" to "seeing homeless people on tv". Cool Cool.

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I vaguely remember some lawman from a mid-western city.

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Maxine Waters has some fish to fry right now as head of Financial Services committee. She's going to find out exactly how deep Diamond and Silks favorite president's tiny hands are inside Putin's pocket. Probably deep enough to stroke it. Then Maxine is going to reclaim her time while the two tiny brains shrink into oblivion.

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so, wait, he's using Rhinestone and Polyester as human shields?

profiles in courage, ladies and gentlemen.

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