Iowa Congresscantaloupe Steve King has some thoughts on The Gheys, as well as on where you will find them in the afterlife and where you won't. Sadly, according to King, the odds of Heaven having any really good discotheques are pretty slim, so people who have lived lives of great rectitude should just resign themselves to spending eternity in the equivalent of a Holiday Inn cocktail lounge.
âªâª<i>Take Him away He&#039;s got nothing to say Get out, You King of the, get out Get out, You King of the Prudes Get out, You King of the Prudes Get out of my life </i>
Crap! Does this mean I have to go?
I like the part where King assumes that HE will be in heaven.
As if.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Settin&#039; &#039;em up and knockin&#039; &#039;em down!
Funny peculiar, not funny ha-ha
&quot;If the closet was good enough for Paul, it&#039;s good enough for today&#039;s gays..&quot;
In any event, Paul was <a href="http:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/171981279496042383\/" target="_blank">pretty much a dick. </a>
So it&#039;s safe to say that their attitude is apaulian?
These guys do present a bit of a conundrum. Fortunately, the old pineapple trick works in most cases.
No statistics on exploding foamy pigshit?
Hetero-designed Pearly Gates and throngs of non-gay harpists? I&#039;m gonna need shades and earplugs.
Ain&#039;t no Spanx in Heaven.
Better not call Saul.
âªâª<i>Take Him away He&#039;s got nothing to say Get out, You King of the, get out Get out, You King of the Prudes Get out, You King of the Prudes Get out of my life </i>
On the other hand, he might want to start stocking up on lubricants . . . the non-flammable kind.
Didn&#039;t Jesus say, &quot;My Father&#039;s house has many rooms, all of them horribly decorated?&quot; QED.
Putting the King above God. So misguided ...
Any afterlife that has people like Rep. King (either him or the New York one) in it sure ain&#039;t heaven.