It seems like it was just yesterday we were writing about Steve King, probably because it was just yesterday we were writing about Steve King. So yesterday King doubled down on his whole drug mules with cantaloupe calves thing after people were like WTF really? Today, Steve King went in front of the House to double-double down and also to explain how he is just like Jesus:
Yes Steve, the rights to a speedy trial and to confront accusers came directly from Jesus, which is exactly why they were codified into Roman law in 451 BC.
Uh, wasn't a principle of Roman law "Guilty until proven innocent"? Isn't the opposite English law?
Prophecy of the Jeebus Story in 600BC. Certainly those guys could have foreseen Roman law.
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Yes Steve, the rights to a speedy trial and to confront accusers came directly from Jesus, which is exactly why they were codified into Roman law in 451 BC.
Steve "Fuh" King.
Carrying 75 lb crosses across the desert will do that.
Yes We Cantaloupe
Those are classics, but my favorite is: "Shoot to kill."
That one always cracks me up.
Steve King, Pete King, King of the Jews ... I thought we decided we didn't want a monarchy.
I'm gonna write in B. B. King next time; only thing to do.
except Weiner apparently wouldn't get the chance to shout it twice...
is that anything like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes?
actually, he seems more like the bumpkin king..
Joseph Smith can explain this.
The Law of the Twelve Golden Tablets?
the right to facepalm your accusers
When wingnuts are sworn in, they place their hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.