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More like a brain made of cantaloupe.

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Nice.

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Woulda said King George III.

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The only glimmer of solace I can find in this fucking awful mess is the hope that pretty soon now the New Black Panthers are gonna form branches in all the open carry states and begin strolling through malls, Walmarts, and Dennys armed to the teeth in places where the cops are not allowed to gun them down on sight, <i>even though they're black!!!</i>.

It's a dangerous job, but someone's gotta do it.

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Same as single source beef, amirite?

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Oh, thank gawd. With Congress out of town, I was afraid we wouldn't hear from Rep. King. His trenchant commentary and well-chosen words will surely calm this troubled situation.

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Steve "Luther" King does not engage in continental politics.

He is totally incontinent.

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Eyebrows are such iiiiiiintersting people.

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Courtesy of "Blast from the Past" - Adam's first encounter with an AA "Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!"

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