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SullivanSt's avatar

More like a brain made of cantaloupe.

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bobbert's avatar

Nice.

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The Quirk's avatar

Woulda said King George III.

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malsperanza's avatar

The only glimmer of solace I can find in this fucking awful mess is the hope that pretty soon now the New Black Panthers are gonna form branches in all the open carry states and begin strolling through malls, Walmarts, and Dennys armed to the teeth in places where the cops are not allowed to gun them down on sight, <i>even though they're black!!!</i>.

It's a dangerous job, but someone's gotta do it.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Same as single source beef, amirite?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Oh, thank gawd. With Congress out of town, I was afraid we wouldn't hear from Rep. King. His trenchant commentary and well-chosen words will surely calm this troubled situation.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Steve "Luther" King does not engage in continental politics.

He is totally incontinent.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Eyebrows are such iiiiiiintersting people.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Courtesy of "Blast from the Past" - Adam's first encounter with an AA "Oh my lucky stars! A Negro!"

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