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Steve King Wants To Deport Haitians, But Only So They Can Help Haiti!
Iowa Rep. Steve King, the #1 asshole in Congress, is exhibiting the more compassionate side of his asshole today (gross) in response to the Haitian crisis. Like many wingnuts, Steve King does not support granting temporary protected status (TPS) to undocumented Haitians living within the United States -- a.k.a. he don't support none dem Mexicans gittin' amnesty for their pact with Mister Satan, a known devil. But not because they'll simply take more and more (if not all) of our seven remaining American jobs if we let them live here another 18 months! He just wants to deport them so they can help rebuild Haiti, as relief workers. It's a win-win for no one, ceptin' America.
“This sounds to me like open borders advocates exercising the Rahm Emanuel axiom: ‘Never let a crisis go to waste,’” Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, said in an e-mail message to ABCNews. “Illegal immigrants from Haiti have no reason to fear deportation but if they are deported, Haiti is in great need of relief workers and many of them could be a big help to their fellow Haitians.”
Bwahaha, they have nothing to fear! Haiti's in great shape, don't they read the NEWS? And whatever problems there are... well they'll starve after a few days so whatever. They yearn to be deported, is the point!