Shhh. I’m speaking from deep down inside my underground Arizona bunker where I’m hiding in case Steven Seagal makes good on his threat to run for governor or drive female chain-gang banger Shurf Joe Arpaio’s tank into my front door and kill my puppy and rooster.
the wingnut argument is that because she moved up the ladder thanks to Bamz stealing Janet from us (I still haven't forgiven him for that) she could technically run in 2014 because she was not elected twice (this requires ignoring the eight consecutive years part of our constitution)
that was the day Harland Sanders had a three hour orgasm
Chem Trails
I'm pretty sure Seagal has a "1990 thing" like Glenn Beck somewhere. That is one creepy, creepy dude.
you and everyone else I've ever met who did
other than the wingnuts, no one actually believes she's eligible
Liked him better as Jonathan Livingston Segal. When he wrote crappy poetry.
Shoulda kept fucking that chicken.
The head's still there, it just doesn't have anything in it.
the wingnut argument is that because she moved up the ladder thanks to Bamz stealing Janet from us (I still haven't forgiven him for that) she could technically run in 2014 because she was not elected twice (this requires ignoring the eight consecutive years part of our constitution)
the dude is auditioning to be a Macy's float
ask Aaron Schock
we don't have a Lt. Governor. She moved up from Sec of State