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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that was the day Harland Sanders had a three hour orgasm

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'm pretty sure Seagal has a "1990 thing" like Glenn Beck somewhere. That is one creepy, creepy dude.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you and everyone else I've ever met who did

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

other than the wingnuts, no one actually believes she's eligible

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Liked him better as Jonathan Livingston Segal. When he wrote crappy poetry.

Shoulda kept fucking that chicken.

SullivanSt's avatar

The head's still there, it just doesn't have anything in it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the wingnut argument is that because she moved up the ladder thanks to Bamz stealing Janet from us (I still haven't forgiven him for that) she could technically run in 2014 because she was not elected twice (this requires ignoring the eight consecutive years part of our constitution)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the dude is auditioning to be a Macy's float

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we don't have a Lt. Governor. She moved up from Sec of State