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that was the day Harland Sanders had a three hour orgasm

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Chem Trails

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I'm pretty sure Seagal has a "1990 thing" like Glenn Beck somewhere. That is one creepy, creepy dude.

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you and everyone else I've ever met who did

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other than the wingnuts, no one actually believes she's eligible

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Liked him better as Jonathan Livingston Segal. When he wrote crappy poetry.

Shoulda kept fucking that chicken.

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The head's still there, it just doesn't have anything in it.

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the wingnut argument is that because she moved up the ladder thanks to Bamz stealing Janet from us (I still haven't forgiven him for that) she could technically run in 2014 because she was not elected twice (this requires ignoring the eight consecutive years part of our constitution)

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the dude is auditioning to be a Macy's float

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ask Aaron Schock

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we don't have a Lt. Governor. She moved up from Sec of State

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