STFU TIM RYAN YOU DICK

@TheView BREAKING: Rep. Tim Ryan of Ohio is the latest Democrat to jump into the 2020 race, announcing his campaign… https://t.co/ji3FINnun9

— ABC News (@ABC News) 1554392291.0 

DURR DURR DURR I'M PRESIDENT RYAN CALLIN' UP GM TELLIN' EM DON'T TRANSFER SALLY'S DAD.

 DURRRRRRRRRRR. 

This has been brought to you by Literally Anyone Else 2020 hats (except Mike Pence and now Tim Ryan) and Nancy Pelosi's stiletto heel. 

The end.