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Now that you mention it, we are kind of happy we won't have to listen to Bush give another one of these speeches. [ New York Times ]
Oh, sorry, did you say something? We were busy fantasizing about a young, black president. [ New York Times ]
Romney and McCain need to just fuck and get it over with and stop dragging America into it. [ Washington Post ]
Not that he meant to mislead anybody, but it's funny what happens when you check a Bush speech for accuracy. [ Washington Post ]
But seriously, just give your speech and go. [ The Hill ]
Hey, old people! You vote, right? [ Politico ]
No health care for California, so goes America. [ LA Times ]
Florida will yield a GOP front-runner, you know, until the next contest. [ CNN ]