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Some kind of Fred's avatar

Off topic but good news corner, highly treated waste water can be very good. There's an eco-conscious area where the output of a state of the art treatment plant goes into a salmon stream. They monitor it very closely. It's fine.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

HELL IS HAWT!!!!!!

IT'S OFFECAL!

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Paul's avatar

I can't help but feel this is the next superhero origin story.

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Paul's avatar

Outero consumed too many wish babies and became Intero!

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subterrene's avatar

"that's not kosher, vegan, or sustainable." Like they give a shit about any of those things outside of that sentence, lolllllll

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Mark Crummett's avatar

Clearly they only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol. To preserve their precious body fluids.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Rippered from today's headlines!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

They're homeopathic babbies! Water remembers and retains their essence, doncha know!?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Fuck you! These a straight, white Christian babies we're talking about here.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

No homeo, you're the homeo!

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

Beer and wine are full of sad dead yeasts who ate themselves to death just so you could get a buzz on. I hope you’re happy, and remember hell is hot and the neighborhood is terrible and noisy, and there are illegals. Caravans of them!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Life is more than sex and drinking dead yeasts.

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Just_Jim's avatar

Citation needed.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Well, there's those cakes we like.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And puppies! And kittens!

In the cakes, I mean.

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Darn you, darn you to heck's avatar

Pretty sure most of the "dead baby"* 🙄 ends up in the landfill because menstrual pads.

*clump of cells

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Yes, but are you considering the feelings of people searching through those landfills in a post-Trumpian zombie apocalypse hellscape for edible bits stuck to tin cans and menstrual pads???

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what Pierre said's avatar

Obviously, they're homeopathic babies

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Shit, I knew I was late to the party! Missed it by 4 hours.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

As someone who is an expert on drinking water and wastewater treatment, I can assure you that there are no dead babies in your tap water.

Do these people really think the water from their toilet just circles back to their kitchen faucet?

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

No but they do think you can flush a live fish down the terlet and it goes out to see to be free! Pixar tole us!!1!! MAGA!

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Since we lose most of it to evaporation, this is just giving them a ride to heaven. Well, part-way, anyway.

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Pilgrim's avatar

Drinking water comes from The Environment, same place where waste water and stuff of all kinds goes. It's a filthy world, very biological! What goes around, comes around! The water you drink has been to many unsavory places over the eons. See also upstream-discharge-downstream-intake situations in our rivers. Truly, strange to focus on this one particular contaminant, also a bit odd to me how much faith many here are willing to put in "treatment". https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/wastewater-is-the-infrastructure-crisis-people-dont-want-to-talk-about

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AdmNaismith's avatar

And then it's filtered, and sent to your tap.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Joe Biden could give every American a Brita filter with a special filter designed to filter out dead babby parts, and it still wouldn't be good enough, because he's 81 years old.

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Demodocus's avatar

Mm, protein.

How does this dimwit not know they filter the water? And that those filters are plenty good enough to catch even very small solids, like bacteria & aborted blastocysts.

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Boojum's avatar

She is actually crying because he convinced her to have sex with him.

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el duderino's avatar

“Stop Putting Dead Babies In Our Drinking Water”

Can I use a 5-iron instead?

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Boojum's avatar

You'd be better off using a pitching wedge. Fetuses don't have much travel.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

All that rude stuff - but also - an ounce of just-bought-and-paid-for-marijuana that I had to flush in a fit of paranoia in 1969 - and I fucking want it back!

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Eos_explorer's avatar

Did you see the movie "Trainspotting?" You reminded me of that first scene...

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Morbidly Curious Wine's avatar

Menopause put an end to my baby killing a few years ago. Never knew how much I'd miss monthly baby slaughter now that it's gone. I should have appreciated those halcyon days more. Now I have to think of something other than sex to make life entertaining.

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