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My Dad says you're lazy.

PS: Steven Crowder picked a heck of a week to stop thinking.

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Is that you, Andy Kaufman?

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Worst BendOver Photo since Ole Crazy Eyes and Marcus.

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nope. sports. kind of. <a href="http://www.stpaulcurlingclu..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stpaulcurlingclub.org/">http://www.stpaulcurlingclu...

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speaking as a 1/2 canadian i would like to say jet li is so hot.

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DOUBLED AND RE-DOUBLED.

Remember, this travesty not only removes men's wrestling, but recently added WOMEN'S wrestling. The most perfect sport, criminally untelevised.

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Is it just me, or does that pic look like Steven Crowder is trying to look like Dane Cook? How sad is that?

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Bridge libel! Redoubled!

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Rythmic gymnastics!

And honestly, what is your problem with competitive janitorial services?

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Surely you meant Græco-Roman...

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Anything goes cycling... isn't that just asking for more Tom Simpsons?

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When can we just include sex, as in Olympic Fucking? I bet the world is ready for it. Maybe Synchronized Fucking? It would be like mainstreaming porn, in the only way it has left to go.

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<i>Steven is an expert at all things involving this manly world of combat</i>

Yer really not as butch as you think you are Stevie. Most of wrestling is just gay sex without the happy ending.

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Couldn't we just talk about his comically shrunken gonads?

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He looks more like a curling kind of guy.

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This idiot aside, taking wrestling out of the Olympics is like taking lube out of buttsecks.

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