Um ... the 300 Spartans* died in a suicidal delaying action. Your move Leonidas.
Fun fact: Spartans could only reach manhood once they’d killed a slave. Or -- apparently in this case -- eaten one (or two). __________________________ * There were 4300.
Zoinks!
Quick, what is PETA’s phone number?
THIS ... IS ... DERPA!
Um ... the 300 Spartans* died in a suicidal delaying action. Your move Leonidas.
Fun fact: Spartans could only reach manhood once they’d killed a slave. Or -- apparently in this case -- eaten one (or two). __________________________ * There were 4300.
More man-on-horse right-wing porn.
No, you'd only be Donald Trump after losing all your dimes and declaring bankruptcy.
<i>&quot;...give two figs..&quot;</i>
Two figs was a lot of dough in those days. People with figs were called &quot;The One Percentus&quot;.
This guy has &quot;unbelievably sculpted man-abs&quot; too. Just unbelievable for a different reason.
the other three horsemen couldn&#039;t make the shoot because they were busy at the apocalypse
A gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost???
*runs away quickly, leaving behind a small, lingering visible cloud of dust in same spot I was just standing in*
Needs moar white sheets.
I&#039;d say another bad batch of meth hit the streets.