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Zoinks!

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Quick, what is PETA’s phone number?

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Um ... the 300 Spartans* died in a suicidal delaying action. Your move Leonidas.

Fun fact: Spartans could only reach manhood once they’d killed a slave. Or -- apparently in this case -- eaten one (or two). __________________________ * There were 4300.

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More man-on-horse right-wing porn.

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No, you'd only be Donald Trump after losing all your dimes and declaring bankruptcy.

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<i>"...give two figs.."</i>

Two figs was a lot of dough in those days. People with figs were called "The One Percentus".

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This guy has "unbelievably sculpted man-abs" too. Just unbelievable for a different reason.

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the other three horsemen couldn't make the shoot because they were busy at the apocalypse

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A gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost???

*runs away quickly, leaving behind a small, lingering visible cloud of dust in same spot I was just standing in*

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Needs moar white sheets.

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I'd say another bad batch of meth hit the streets.

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