From the tipline, here is a gentleman doing a bit of 300 cosplay whilst muttering something about the need to impeach Obama. He is "Leonidas, from the past," and he explains that he did not die, but is old. Not sure the gym shorts are historically accurate. Mostly, we feel sorry for his poor horse. Also, something about
Um ... the 300 Spartans* died in a suicidal delaying action. Your move Leonidas.
Fun fact: Spartans could only reach manhood once they’d killed a slave. Or -- apparently in this case -- eaten one (or two). __________________________ * There were 4300.
Zoinks!
Quick, what is PETA’s phone number?
THIS ... IS ... DERPA!
Um ... the 300 Spartans* died in a suicidal delaying action. Your move Leonidas.
Fun fact: Spartans could only reach manhood once they’d killed a slave. Or -- apparently in this case -- eaten one (or two). __________________________ * There were 4300.
More man-on-horse right-wing porn.
No, you'd only be Donald Trump after losing all your dimes and declaring bankruptcy.
<i>&quot;...give two figs..&quot;</i>
Two figs was a lot of dough in those days. People with figs were called &quot;The One Percentus&quot;.
This guy has &quot;unbelievably sculpted man-abs&quot; too. Just unbelievable for a different reason.
the other three horsemen couldn&#039;t make the shoot because they were busy at the apocalypse
A gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost???
*runs away quickly, leaving behind a small, lingering visible cloud of dust in same spot I was just standing in*
Needs moar white sheets.
I&#039;d say another bad batch of meth hit the streets.