Did everybody go to the big Tea Party rally in Minnesota on Saturday? No? Well look what you missed! Wonkette special-ops operative "exmartinette" somehow infiltrated the teabaggers by simply walking around taking these pictures. He got away alive! But what is the "Bohica," and why is it on a baseball bat, and how did the Tea Party figure out what itmeant?
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Dr. Mister Shudrucker here is running for the U.S. Senate. Well sure he is! But what's that sign in the back, behind the abandoned folding table and the campaign literature?
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The Bohica Crowd.Yes ... of course.Them. Those Who Cannot Otherwise Be Named. Fight the Bohica Crowd, with paper baseball bats, for America.
I am pretty sure every single living thing has died while still living, so his status is still very very unclear. The sticking point for me is "Born: Unknown".
So was he hatched from an egg, or some kind of vegetable?
"Shudlick: Shouldn't Suck"