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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

Next up for your viewing pleasure, it's Rafael from Alberta with his newest song-and-dance routine! (and totally ISN'T about the buttsecks you dirty minded libtards)

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

The worst laws always have the best names, as if the titles were written by admen, and they probably were.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

I was just thinking about that. Completely unsurprising that Rand and his boy's club would give each other assists while she was forbidden from so much as leaning on the podium.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

What makes you think we stopped?

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Has anyone out there ever had an evil thought along the lines of signing one of those "petitions" and filling in the e-mail slot with the address of someone you don't like?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

There was a shameless spammer whose info@... business address I turned into a hot key combo for a while. I looked forward to getting (and responding to) spam for a month or so after that. So, yes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

One can only hope that the rapist's job prospects are somewhat dimmed. Then again, he might want to work on Wall Street...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Releasing large volumes of hot air seems to be a Paul family tradition

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Fox News

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pursang833's avatar

Randy couldn't filibuster any longer. The raccoon on top of his head needed to be fed and watered. The naturally it needs a bathroom break which I hear Larry Craig handles though that might be a myth.

If it wasn't for that raccoon on top of his head though and he would have gone on for days.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Even Raynd can stumble into correct territory now and then.

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Nounverb911's avatar

"Rand Paul spoke for 10 1/2 hours Wednesday"Did he borrow one of Vitter's diapers?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

I'm thinking Ron was able to pierce the drug induced haze, chewed through the straps and regained control over his creation briefly. Alas Rand was able to fend off this attack and will resume normal stupidity shortly after a reboot.

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Nounverb911's avatar

Is he still using the Mittbot 2012 operating system?

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

We now return to our regularly scheduled movie, Hillary Clinton's War starring Margaret Hamilton

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Okay, so we found the one thing he's good at - "He-just-kept-talking-in-one-long-incredibly-unbroken-sentence, moving-from-topic-to-topic-so-that-no-one-had-the-chance-to-interrupt-him-it-was-really-quite-hypnotic."

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