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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Pureed baby. On a bed of endive.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Something the rest of the world will learn to get along with long before we do.

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Banana.. meet republic!

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When I worked for a state agency, we took the attitude that we worked for the taxpayers who paid our salaries. Our motto was, "We give good service despite the administration."

calliecallie's avatar

Saturday does not work for me. Can we go to Rome in June?

pgjack's avatar

The election is in seven months. Any jackass that won't vote for a Democrat because they just aren't as liberal as Bernie The Destroyer of Worlds is voting to continue the destruction of our environment and of democracy.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Perfect! Do you have FEMA's phone number?

phoenix00's avatar

Is this fiction? Or maybe it's Maybelline.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

so, Scott Pruitt is Tracy Flick after all.

formerChild's avatar

FYI, Jefferies real surname is "Nugent". He obviously became a celebrity, just so he could change his name....

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And what if Samarra is in a different time zone?

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

And they're bullet proof. Can't be too careful.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I prefer to think of it as "tough love." Whenever someone suggests there will be hard consequences for Trumpistas resulting from his actions I always say "Tough."

DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

https://www.texasmonthly.co...

My question is, there are two bobcats and three people. So two people got bit and the third one just had to get bitten to fit in?