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Pureed baby. On a bed of endive.

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Something the rest of the world will learn to get along with long before we do.

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Banana.. meet republic!

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When I worked for a state agency, we took the attitude that we worked for the taxpayers who paid our salaries. Our motto was, "We give good service despite the administration."

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Saturday does not work for me. Can we go to Rome in June?

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OH GOOD GOD

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The election is in seven months. Any jackass that won't vote for a Democrat because they just aren't as liberal as Bernie The Destroyer of Worlds is voting to continue the destruction of our environment and of democracy.

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Perfect! Do you have FEMA's phone number?

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Is this fiction? Or maybe it's Maybelline.

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so, Scott Pruitt is Tracy Flick after all.

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FYI, Jefferies real surname is "Nugent". He obviously became a celebrity, just so he could change his name....

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And what if Samarra is in a different time zone?

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Beat me to it.

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And they're bullet proof. Can't be too careful.

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I prefer to think of it as "tough love." Whenever someone suggests there will be hard consequences for Trumpistas resulting from his actions I always say "Tough."

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https://www.texasmonthly.co...

My question is, there are two bobcats and three people. So two people got bit and the third one just had to get bitten to fit in?

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