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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Pureed baby. On a bed of endive.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Something the rest of the world will learn to get along with long before we do.

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ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Banana.. meet republic!

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

When I worked for a state agency, we took the attitude that we worked for the taxpayers who paid our salaries. Our motto was, "We give good service despite the administration."

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calliecallie's avatar

Saturday does not work for me. Can we go to Rome in June?

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Mittens the Viking's avatar

OH GOOD GOD

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pgjack's avatar

The election is in seven months. Any jackass that won't vote for a Democrat because they just aren't as liberal as Bernie The Destroyer of Worlds is voting to continue the destruction of our environment and of democracy.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Perfect! Do you have FEMA's phone number?

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phoenix00's avatar

Is this fiction? Or maybe it's Maybelline.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

so, Scott Pruitt is Tracy Flick after all.

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formerChild's avatar

FYI, Jefferies real surname is "Nugent". He obviously became a celebrity, just so he could change his name....

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

And what if Samarra is in a different time zone?

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Beat me to it.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

And they're bullet proof. Can't be too careful.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I prefer to think of it as "tough love." Whenever someone suggests there will be hard consequences for Trumpistas resulting from his actions I always say "Tough."

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

https://www.texasmonthly.co...

My question is, there are two bobcats and three people. So two people got bit and the third one just had to get bitten to fit in?

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