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Capt.Jim's avatar

The Boston seems pert neart a purty inportant place,rebels throw tea,turriest blow up crockpots and yr wonket rolls out a beer party with weed and sweet fucking Fakakta South

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chascates's avatar

Pictures please!!!!!

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Shypixel's avatar

YOU KEEP MICHELLE MALKIN AWAY FROM THOSE PUPPIES!!!!

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PubOption's avatar

Looks like a riding crop to me.

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Shypixel's avatar

Nope :(

And I have my pride, I will not beg... more than twice.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

That sounds lovely.

I've been away from Boston for going on 20 years now. Is <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=TP0dy3qvl6g" target="_blank">Wednesday still Prince Spaghetti Day</a>?

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bobbert's avatar

And the fact that Wonkette doesn't allow comments.

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Lot_49's avatar

Top tip for new employers: be sure to make the FITW and FICA/Soshecurity payments on time. IRS no likey if you sit on the employees' money.

And don't be trying to characterize Dok & Snipy as "contractors"—you're not Mitt Romney and they're not landscapers.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does Naked Bunny with a Whip know about the Kitten with a Whip?

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PubOption's avatar

Pussy with a crop. What will the Wonketariat make of that?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

WTF is "Harry Nice Time"?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Pssst. Wanna good deal on Xanax in bulk?

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Ikimizi's avatar

HappyNiceTimes. Fights. Vomit. Maybe you should spend a little more time on marketing.

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Shypixel's avatar

SOOOOOOPER JEALOUS!!!1!!11!!!one!

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Shypixel's avatar

Party in Boston, 2 bad u cant make it, sucks 2 b u.

(good 'nuf?)

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Joshua Norton's avatar

It's just too bad you're going to be so near Government Center, which is just about the most un-Boston part of Boston. I'm still trying to visualize the opium, Quaalude and wine-spritzer party that was going on when the plans for that fugly New City Hall were approved.

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