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Capt.Jim's avatar

The Boston seems pert neart a purty inportant place,rebels throw tea,turriest blow up crockpots and yr wonket rolls out a beer party with weed and sweet fucking Fakakta South

chascates's avatar

Pictures please!!!!!

Shypixel's avatar

YOU KEEP MICHELLE MALKIN AWAY FROM THOSE PUPPIES!!!!

PubOption's avatar

Looks like a riding crop to me.

Shypixel's avatar

Nope :(

And I have my pride, I will not beg... more than twice.

Joshua Norton's avatar

That sounds lovely.

I've been away from Boston for going on 20 years now. Is <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=TP0dy3qvl6g" target="_blank">Wednesday still Prince Spaghetti Day</a>?

bobbert's avatar

And the fact that Wonkette doesn't allow comments.

Lot_49's avatar

Top tip for new employers: be sure to make the FITW and FICA/Soshecurity payments on time. IRS no likey if you sit on the employees' money.

And don't be trying to characterize Dok & Snipy as "contractors"—you're not Mitt Romney and they're not landscapers.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Does Naked Bunny with a Whip know about the Kitten with a Whip?

PubOption's avatar

Pussy with a crop. What will the Wonketariat make of that?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

WTF is "Harry Nice Time"?

Joshua Norton's avatar

Pssst. Wanna good deal on Xanax in bulk?

Ikimizi's avatar

HappyNiceTimes. Fights. Vomit. Maybe you should spend a little more time on marketing.

Shypixel's avatar

SOOOOOOPER JEALOUS!!!1!!11!!!one!

Shypixel's avatar

Party in Boston, 2 bad u cant make it, sucks 2 b u.

(good 'nuf?)

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's just too bad you're going to be so near Government Center, which is just about the most un-Boston part of Boston. I'm still trying to visualize the opium, Quaalude and wine-spritzer party that was going on when the plans for that fugly New City Hall were approved.