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Professional courtesy.

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should have been Chick-Fil-A

God is a slacker...

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How nice. The GOP finally found some blah people that will fit under their big tent....

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See, BOTH SIDES DO IT!

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Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'...

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So, geographically-challenged Mormons?

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Well, they did get him drunk and fuck him. so yeah, hussies.

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The "concealed-in-a-mace-dispenser" Bible quotation unit didn't sell, so you may be on to something there.

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AND God didn't mind when Lot suggested that the crowd could rape his daughters. Because then not gay.

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Well, the chain link fence probably helped.

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And I doubt he takes orders from the ladies, too.

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or doubles your chance at being rejected...

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Those "50 Shades of Grey" sequels don't write themselves, Missy.

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As an atheist I hereby claim the moral high ground. Although I think even a slug could look down on these two-legged turds.

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Every time I try to wash my pussy, she scratches me and bites and howls something fierce. Am I doing something wrong?

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These are going to have to try a lot harder if they want to out-do the Repubican Party's War on Women and LGBT.

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