'Stress Test' Results May Require Some Banks To Raise Own Money, Upsetting Some Banks
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Look everyone, a wacky sentence: "WASHINGTON — Federal bank regulators plan to release the much-anticipated results of their 'stress tests' on the nation’s 19 biggest banks next Thursday, several days later than they had originally expected, in part because some of the banks continue to disagree with the government’s initial conclusions." You do remember these things -- the banks, the government bailouts, the stress tests, YOUR LIFE, and that thing that ties them all together, the Economy -- right? They're still "big deals" even if they aren't so much in the news, because now the issue of whether or not we should throw a few dumb ex-government lawyers in jail has become ALL THAT MATTERS, while people continue to starve.
'Stress Test' Results May Require Some Banks To Raise Own Money, Upsetting Some Banks
'Stress Test' Results May Require Some Banks…
'Stress Test' Results May Require Some Banks To Raise Own Money, Upsetting Some Banks
Look everyone, a wacky sentence: "WASHINGTON — Federal bank regulators plan to release the much-anticipated results of their 'stress tests' on the nation’s 19 biggest banks next Thursday, several days later than they had originally expected, in part because some of the banks continue to disagree with the government’s initial conclusions." You do remember these things -- the banks, the government bailouts, the stress tests, YOUR LIFE, and that thing that ties them all together, the Economy -- right? They're still "big deals" even if they aren't so much in the news, because now the issue of whether or not we should throw a few dumb ex-government lawyers in jail has become ALL THAT MATTERS, while people continue to starve.