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bobbert's avatar

Strictly speaking, that's not Calvinism. Calvinism is much worse: you are selected by God ahead of time for either Heaven or Hell. Nothing you can do in your life will have any effect on your eventual outcome, but you should still try to be good, just because.

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bobbert's avatar

I don't find it necessarily "depressing". This is what unions are for. If all we've got left are a thin layer of high-end design and sales and marketing jobs, and a whole lot of service jobs, then the service jobs need to be paid better.

This isn't charity, it's rudimentary macroeconomics. There has to be massive consumer spending to fuel the economy. Most of it has to come from tens of millions of ordinary people. How the fuck could the Waltons spend the hundreds of billions per year that would be their share of the GDP? Shit just isn't that expensive.

The only thing that can fuel the economy is spending by regular folks. And to do that, they have to have livable incomes.

But I repeat myself.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=1ocmdiAaOJE" target="_blank">Help me Dr Zaius</a>

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

We *should be* better than that. We absolutely aren't, but we should be.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

I'd take one McWorker over 1000 Romneys any day of the week (also, too with fries and a milkshake)

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fuflans's avatar

HAHAHAHAHA i have TWO college degrees and can't get ANY job.

i wish i was making that up.

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fuflans's avatar

only we can throw bigger things than cucumber slices.

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Lot_49's avatar

You mean Facebook <i>won't</i> save the dolphins??II??11???

And obvs, 20 hours a week is halftime, so that's why McDonalds and BofA assume their workers love their jerbs so much they have two of <a href="http:\/\/www.progressillinois.com\/quick-hits\/content\/2013\/07\/18\/mcdonalds-financial-planning-site-doesnt-add-video" target="_blank">them</a> .

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bavarian Monkey Works

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

KONY 2012!!!1!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This is how Caesar got his start- rise of the fast food workers

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schmannity's avatar

I WANT MY PURINA MONKEY CHOW!

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>(On the upside, fast food workers are far less likely to be dissected at the end of the work week.)</blockquote>

... as far as we know.

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SullivanSt's avatar

In particular, why should society tolerate companies padding their profits (and C-suite salaries) by paying their workers so little they depend on public assistance to make ends meet? It's perverse.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I like lab animals, they taste good

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SullivanSt's avatar

And that's why I believe in the labor theory of value.

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