I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard the Trump campaign was considering having the candidate kick an orphan off the stage just to see how far his supporters’ tolerance for terrible behavior can be pushed. They dropped the idea when a focus group of Trump voters demanded he kick the orphan harder.
I was referring to bears in general. With polar bears specifically, you would have get back on your snow machine and zoom away,into your waiting helicopter or one of the nifty vehicles they use in Antartica and the X-File movie. It may be possible to distract a polar bear by showing it how cute is on your camera, smart phone etc. but this is exceptionally risky. It may object to how skinny it looks and eat you.Edit: if you offered a wine cooler, it would decline politely but cuddle you in its stomach.
Do it for that frenemy in your pants.
What about "Semper Fidelis???!!!"
I've apologized already
No Shit, Sherlock.
He gets another freckle.
"I'm sorry, this is stupid, racist bigotry. Snark is down the hall .... second door on the left."
I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard the Trump campaign was considering having the candidate kick an orphan off the stage just to see how far his supporters’ tolerance for terrible behavior can be pushed. They dropped the idea when a focus group of Trump voters demanded he kick the orphan harder.
It seems all Huckabee's attemps at sarcasm involve a strawman (and food).
I was referring to bears in general. With polar bears specifically, you would have get back on your snow machine and zoom away,into your waiting helicopter or one of the nifty vehicles they use in Antartica and the X-File movie. It may be possible to distract a polar bear by showing it how cute is on your camera, smart phone etc. but this is exceptionally risky. It may object to how skinny it looks and eat you.Edit: if you offered a wine cooler, it would decline politely but cuddle you in its stomach.
Sure it's a 200 pound hairy partridge, but them's good eatin'.
Poor baby. I hope it was OK.
Lies, lying liberal liar!Trump has never dropped an idea in his life!
Polar bears love to cuddle, because you are tasty.
Rescued and was fine
Nah, some women have the gene for "abusive assholes are hot".
Today's humor forecast: Extremely dark, with ugly rays of truth.
Say you know who else says that?
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