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fuflans's avatar

all obama's fault.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

arm every fetus. it would solve the abortion issue also, too

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Now all we need a media campaign to convince prospective mass killers to speak before firing...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the judges would also have accepted Ashton Kutcher

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fuflans's avatar

jesus christ abc really?

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fuflans's avatar

all the students chosen for this lil experiment were attractive.

weird.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Merkavas? Those things are badass...you even hang the balls off the end of the turret.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

even the girl

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm glad wonket is getting caught up on their chain emails. that video has been circulating for about a week now...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

this is good news for John McCain

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but, but, Bruce Willis saved Christmas!

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chascates's avatar

So I'm still got a shot at Demi Moore, then?

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SullivanSt's avatar

So, you're saying that movies are <em>fiction</em>?

*Gasp*!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, "lousy" shots.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Get outa here! Next you'll be telling us those Disney movies aren't real, either.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Will make it slightly more difficult to eat that Chick-Fil-A, but sacrifices must be made, and not only human sacrifices.

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