Did you know that movies aren't real, and that it is very hard to act like Bruce Willis and shoot bad guys and toss off snarky quips all casual-like and not get killed in the process? As it turns out, shooting bad guys isn't as easy as we have been led to believe! It is apparently even hard to shoot bad guys when you are the son of an NRA president and
all obama's fault.
arm every fetus. it would solve the abortion issue also, too
Now all we need a media campaign to convince prospective mass killers to speak before firing...
the judges would also have accepted Ashton Kutcher
jesus christ abc really?
all the students chosen for this lil experiment were attractive.
weird.
Merkavas? Those things are badass...you even hang the balls off the end of the turret.
even the girl
I'm glad wonket is getting caught up on their chain emails. that video has been circulating for about a week now...
this is good news for John McCain
but, but, Bruce Willis saved Christmas!
So I'm still got a shot at Demi Moore, then?
So, you&#039;re saying that movies are <em>fiction</em>?
*Gasp*!
Yeah, &quot;lousy&quot; shots.
Get outa here! Next you&#039;ll be telling us those Disney movies aren&#039;t real, either.
Will make it slightly more difficult to eat that Chick-Fil-A, but sacrifices must be made, and not only human sacrifices.