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fuflans's avatar

all obama's fault.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

arm every fetus. it would solve the abortion issue also, too

Chris Grrr's avatar

Now all we need a media campaign to convince prospective mass killers to speak before firing...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the judges would also have accepted Ashton Kutcher

fuflans's avatar

jesus christ abc really?

fuflans's avatar

all the students chosen for this lil experiment were attractive.

weird.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Merkavas? Those things are badass...you even hang the balls off the end of the turret.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm glad wonket is getting caught up on their chain emails. that video has been circulating for about a week now...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

this is good news for John McCain

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but, but, Bruce Willis saved Christmas!

chascates's avatar

So I'm still got a shot at Demi Moore, then?

SullivanSt's avatar

So, you're saying that movies are <em>fiction</em>?

*Gasp*!

SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, "lousy" shots.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Get outa here! Next you'll be telling us those Disney movies aren't real, either.

SullivanSt's avatar

Will make it slightly more difficult to eat that Chick-Fil-A, but sacrifices must be made, and not only human sacrifices.