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SullivanSt's avatar

Mostly lying about the ACA still, it seems.

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bobbert's avatar

Ha, 10/10 and I AM an American living in the US.

(Actually, doing better than 99.6% of respondents makes me obscurely sad).

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bobbert's avatar

I wonder what the 10/10 success rate is among Wonkers. Pretty high, compared to the gen pub, I'd think.

To be just a little fair, the questions are structured in such a way that answering "the answer that I, a liberal, would like to be the answer" will get you 10/10 easy.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Depends on if said barber has a TEEVEE in his barber shop so's his employees can hammar on it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

You, me & Jim are all better than 99.6% of Americans.

I knew it!

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Will the barber be required to set up the death panel on his own or with these be handled as part of the FEMA death camps?

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's a little taxier than a speeding ticket - the IRS collects it, your income is a factor in the calculation of the amount, and you can't go to jail for not paying it.

But yes, the intent is not to raise revenue but to encourage a particular behavior.

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fuflans's avatar

that means you are the 1%

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SullivanSt's avatar

How about Betsy McCaughey? It was her lie to start with, after all.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>next time you see a teevee segment about some Friendly Barber who has maybe three employees</i>

i read that as Friendly Berber.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Is "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" still on the air?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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fuflans's avatar

if the wonkettes keep taking the quiz, that 99.6% number is going to drop sharply.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Only a liberal could possibly imagine those words could ever go together.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

OK. I took the quiz, got 100% correct and I'm a friggin moran.

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