Stunning Enlightenment of Alvin Greene Renders CNN Incapable of Doing Math
Surprise candidate Alvin Greene was soundly defeated in his second bid for elective office on Tuesday. He captured only 37 votes or just about .01% of the 3,892 cast in a Democratic primary to fill a state legislature seat to cover an area including his hometown of Manning, South Carolina.
37 is a lot more than .01% of 3,892, but we wouldn't expect a CNN "producer" to perform at such a high grade level, based on what we saw yesterday. Math is hard, especially when you try to be so fucking Confucian about it. [ CNN via Alex Hart ]
As Fox has the Repubican audience, MSNBC the Demoncrats, CNN goes for the TP'ers using language only they can understand.
In related news, a CNN commentator got into an argument with a store clerk when he insisted that the 30% off sale on a $200 garment meant he had to pay only $30.