Making fun of "Fox & Friends" twice in one day? SOLD! Here is your video of the dumbshit couch talking about a very scary shark attack that happened in South Africa to surfer Mick Fanning, and how it's one thing when normal swimmers get attacked by sharks, but when big important surfers get attacked by sharks, then we have a problem, because don't the sharks even know who they're messing with? (They are messing with humans, who, even when they are badass surfers, are smaller and not as badass as sharks.)
Shark nets at surf comps outa the question nucklehead.. nope its just sick fckn mericans that want a fckn solution to every thing. I recon they could shootum with tranquilizer darts from helicopters or bring in kyle... fck i give up. No no no i got it . The surf comps could be held at a vegas wave pool. Jobs done. Boom boom..
This article feels nit-picky to me. It was a color piece with simple banter over it. While they do say a lot of idiotic things, criticizing them for this makes their critics (me) look petty.
That reminds me -- Most auto accidents occur within 5 miles of your home. The solution is to drive like a bat out of hell for the first 5 miles, so you don't spend so much time in the danger zone.
I disagree: Hasselbeck is not as stupid as Kilmeade! No one is as stupid as Kilmeade! Kilmeade is the king of stupid! No, Kilmeade is the GOD of stupid! Hasselbeck is simple one of his stupid concubines. So is Doocy.
Law school?
Shark nets at surf comps outa the question nucklehead.. nope its just sick fckn mericans that want a fckn solution to every thing. I recon they could shootum with tranquilizer darts from helicopters or bring in kyle... fck i give up. No no no i got it . The surf comps could be held at a vegas wave pool. Jobs done. Boom boom..
I was going to do "Derpnado". Good one!
This article feels nit-picky to me. It was a color piece with simple banter over it. While they do say a lot of idiotic things, criticizing them for this makes their critics (me) look petty.
I think this article is hysterical! The actual video is amazingly, insanely idiotic ... But this post had me in stitches.
"Half-a-gram."
If they replaced those three with the talking couch from Peewee's playhouse, the level of discourse would go way up.
Doocy? Is that you?
And some, I assume, were good sharks.
"“If a three-time world champion surfer isn’t safe, who is?”"
You can almost hear it, can't you. "If a rich man can get hit by a bus, then none of us is safe."
I forgot how much i hate that vapid hole Elizabeth Hassleback. Thanks Wonkette!
Yeah, the people that host a national morning news show are complete morons, let's just give them a pass! Lowered standards anyone?
I am laughing so hard right now no mouth sound is coming out. Genius word-fixing, Evan!
That reminds me -- Most auto accidents occur within 5 miles of your home. The solution is to drive like a bat out of hell for the first 5 miles, so you don't spend so much time in the danger zone.
“But then when you see a champion surfer and you have a three camera shoot and an overhead shot, [you] say, ‘Oh my goodness, it could happen anywhere"
Anywhere except on land.
I disagree: Hasselbeck is not as stupid as Kilmeade! No one is as stupid as Kilmeade! Kilmeade is the king of stupid! No, Kilmeade is the GOD of stupid! Hasselbeck is simple one of his stupid concubines. So is Doocy.