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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Also, too, I'll take Box #1

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Mahousu's avatar

Was that "Question" supposed to parse? Because it doesn't.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

In our house I do all of the housework. Seriously. Mrs_philosoph does all of the cooking because that's what she enjoys doing and she's good at it. I do all of the cleanup on account of my being kind of restless and anal. Hey, marriage is a partnership, yo. This arrangement (or more accurately, this habitual pattern) has worked for us.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What are vibrators?"

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What is equal pay for equal work?"

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Well, to be fair, they tried a category of "What Men Want" but there's only so many ways of saying "pornography".

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Who is Ralph Kramden?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What are some flowers every once in a while?"

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Maybe Trebek's research team got into the Potent Potables again.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Who is Lyndon Johnson?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Who is God?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Nature abhors a vacuum. Many men have similar feelings.

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schmannity's avatar

And we go to our returning champion, Nixon Agriculture Secretary, Earl Butts, Earl, start us out.

Earl: I'll take What do Blacks want for $200.

Alex: And the answer is: Three things.

Butts: What are loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit?*

Alex: Correct! You control the board.

* Lest it be attributed to me, his actual quote.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Bob Barker was a game show host who knew how to show the ladies some respect.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What is R-E-S-P-E-C-T?"

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That's one of things I love about it . . .

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