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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Also, too, I'll take Box #1

Mahousu's avatar

Was that "Question" supposed to parse? Because it doesn't.

Lefty Mark's avatar

In our house I do all of the housework. Seriously. Mrs_philosoph does all of the cooking because that's what she enjoys doing and she's good at it. I do all of the cleanup on account of my being kind of restless and anal. Hey, marriage is a partnership, yo. This arrangement (or more accurately, this habitual pattern) has worked for us.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What are vibrators?"

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What is equal pay for equal work?"

Joshua Norton's avatar

Well, to be fair, they tried a category of "What Men Want" but there's only so many ways of saying "pornography".

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What are some flowers every once in a while?"

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Maybe Trebek's research team got into the Potent Potables again.

Ikimizi's avatar

Nature abhors a vacuum. Many men have similar feelings.

schmannity's avatar

And we go to our returning champion, Nixon Agriculture Secretary, Earl Butts, Earl, start us out.

Earl: I'll take What do Blacks want for $200.

Alex: And the answer is: Three things.

Butts: What are loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit?*

Alex: Correct! You control the board.

* Lest it be attributed to me, his actual quote.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Bob Barker was a game show host who knew how to show the ladies some respect.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"What is R-E-S-P-E-C-T?"

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That's one of things I love about it . . .