Image via Knuk Okay, ladies, why are we castrating The Patriarchy today? We will tell you why. Because Alex Trebek, THAT IS WHY. TheJeopardyhost was not really on our radar before, since he is A MAN so we do not pay attention to him -- and also we do not have a teevee because they are kind of ugly; and also we do not have room in our house for one; and also it is a tool of the patriarchy and perpetuates terrible stereotypes about women; and also there is nothing good on anyway since
In our house I do all of the housework. Seriously. Mrs_philosoph does all of the cooking because that's what she enjoys doing and she's good at it. I do all of the cleanup on account of my being kind of restless and anal. Hey, marriage is a partnership, yo. This arrangement (or more accurately, this habitual pattern) has worked for us.
Well, to be fair, they tried a category of "What Men Want" but there's only so many ways of saying "pornography".
Also, too, I'll take Box #1
Was that "Question" supposed to parse? Because it doesn't.
In our house I do all of the housework. Seriously. Mrs_philosoph does all of the cooking because that's what she enjoys doing and she's good at it. I do all of the cleanup on account of my being kind of restless and anal. Hey, marriage is a partnership, yo. This arrangement (or more accurately, this habitual pattern) has worked for us.
"What are vibrators?"
"What is equal pay for equal work?"
Well, to be fair, they tried a category of "What Men Want" but there's only so many ways of saying "pornography".
Who is Ralph Kramden?
"What are some flowers every once in a while?"
Maybe Trebek's research team got into the Potent Potables again.
Who is Lyndon Johnson?
Who is God?
Nature abhors a vacuum. Many men have similar feelings.
And we go to our returning champion, Nixon Agriculture Secretary, Earl Butts, Earl, start us out.
Earl: I'll take What do Blacks want for $200.
Alex: And the answer is: Three things.
Butts: What are loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to take a shit?*
Alex: Correct! You control the board.
* Lest it be attributed to me, his actual quote.
Bob Barker was a game show host who knew how to show the ladies some respect.
"What is R-E-S-P-E-C-T?"
That's one of things I love about it . . .