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rtpoeman's avatar

And for the record, both the electric light and the light bulb were invented in England....

Edison (his team of lab assistants, probably) merely came up with a filament that would last long enough for a light bulb to be useful.

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This time, they just sat their in silence. Out of boredom, shock, or despair, no one can tell.

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During the State of the Union Address!!!

richardgrabman's avatar

African.American? Well, Afrikaans-American.

Lancelot Link's avatar

That was arranged through their lobbyists, Giuliani Associates.

richardgrabman's avatar

Independent adult age, without daddy able to withhold food, clothing, and shelter?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I have a plastic 45 case with stamped picture of the Beatles on it.(from the 60's)

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I hear he hired Frederick Douglass as his spokesman to the African-American community.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Oh, he's gonna have a complete psychotic episode during the State of the Union! A red-faced, slurred, rambling screed complete with spastic hand gestures.

Maybe's avatar

Knowing trump he'd be disappointed when he lost and whine about it a lot.

Come here a minute's avatar

You mean the year of "oh, lord" 2019?

Ωbjectifier's avatar

We have to protect Thomas Edison

But Nikola Tesla can go fuck himself, he added

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Does he know Elon Musk is an immigrant from Africa?

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Let us wistfully remember that Putin's deathly KGB gaze never intimidated Obama or Hillary. ♫ Boy the way Glen Miller played....♫

roberteye's avatar

Did he not say at Davos "they can't convict me because we have all the material." One of the House managers may have brought that up in today's 10 hours, but it was a confession of obstruction.