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Does that also mean we get hot, scantily clad women on all the tv shows? Game shows, children's programming, talk shows, the news? Hurry up weekend! It's going to be a Sabado Gigante after all!

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"We make our own reality."

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Ahh. I can't take credit, just merely a crib of the inimitable Sammy Stevens, and his legendary "Montgomery Flea Market Rap". Really sells the place, and yet doesn't even have to mention such flea market staples as: poorly made katanas and broadswords, cheap sunglasses, all-in-one bootleg Super Nintendos, and the secret porno room. If you've ever got three minutes to kill, it's worth your time to Youtube.

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Pape does seem rather close to Papi after all.

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All of 'em, Katie?!?

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Bottles? Elitist!

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It is a Tuesday night after all, the A-talent is usually off until Thursday.

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And cake too! It's a glorious new America, full of dancing, singing, siestas, margaritas, and telenovas. Join me while we dance on the grave of the GOP.

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Joe Bob, is that you?

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This is not what is meant by Montezuma's Revenge, Mike Pape. Don't be coy, we all know you're no stranger to diarrhea, of the mental and verbal variety.

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Crypto-jews.

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I think maybe the buildup to and the election season would be less dread inducing if it was required that all tv campaign ads have to be made by local advertising companies. I want to see Trump, Sander, and Hillary using the same studio that made the Eagle Man commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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That was a frisson of stupid. XD

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That's code for Tennessee, where Kentucky gets its meth.

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Because ladyparts.

Or they're saving it for the abortionplex follow commercial

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I could see it being appropriate for Trumps campaign. Just throw in a white guy, in a cheap bandito costume and sombrero, holding a scrooge mcduck bag with the word "american jobs and money" on it. "JU CAN'T STOP ME, AMIGO!".

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