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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>... the case for Obama’s non-authorship is even stronger. </i>

I, for one, am "convinced".

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Even if you've been using it your whole leg.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Is that some kinda joke?"

"If I say no, how can you be sure I'm not joking again?"

"..."

bobbert's avatar

Through the magic of compound anger, you can build up a real nest-egg of rage in just a few years of black presidenting.

Chris Grrr's avatar

All "true" "patriots" are "targets" for "persecution."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Too late to change her name to "Zeworst."

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yeah but "..photo-shoopied into the Situation Room photo during the Bin Laden raid, because <b>Pixels</b>...". If you don't take credit, I will.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I want to post something without using quotation marks in an ironic, mocking way, but I "can't".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Oh, a sarcasm detector. Now there's a <i>really</i> useful invention.

Except for this: <a href="http:\/\/content.time.com\/time\/specials\/packages\/article\/0,28804,2029497_2030615_2029717,00.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/ar...">http://content.time.com/tim...

Mahousu's avatar

<i>... the case for Obama’s non-authorship is even stronger.</i>

Evidence for "Obama’s non-authorship" :

1. He's black.

2. Didn't you read 1? Go back and read it again.

3. Jeez, you are insatiable! All right, uh, 57 states, teleprompter, affirmative action baby. In other words, he's black.

Shypixel's avatar

I can neither confirm, nor deny my participation as an orange pixel in any photoshopping of that image.

Shypixel's avatar

"Fuck" her with a "rusty" "spoon".

Martini Glambassador's avatar

<i>The Ancient and Venerable Order of Greengrocer’s had no “comment” on the issue.</i>

Nor do Wonkette readers, since comments are not allowed.