Oh, Gateway Pundit... c'mon, guys, it's time for you to just admit that you're a wacky bunch of performance artists, isn't it? Nobody can really be this stoopid, can they? Ah, but this is Mara Zebest, the Stupidest Guest Blogger on the Internet, who wrote an extended analysis of how
Yeah but &quot;..photo-shoopied into the Situation Room photo during the Bin Laden raid, because <b>Pixels</b>...&quot;. If you don&#039;t take credit, I will.
<i>... the case for Obama&rsquo;s non-authorship is even stronger. </i>
I, for one, am &quot;convinced&quot;.
Even if you&#039;ve been using it your whole leg.
&quot;Is that some kinda joke?&quot;
&quot;If I say no, how can you be sure I&#039;m not joking again?&quot;
&quot;...&quot;
Will Rogers?
Through the magic of compound anger, you can build up a real nest-egg of rage in just a few years of black presidenting.
All &quot;true&quot; &quot;patriots&quot; are &quot;targets&quot; for &quot;persecution.&quot;
Too late to change her name to &quot;Zeworst.&quot;
Yeah but &quot;..photo-shoopied into the Situation Room photo during the Bin Laden raid, because <b>Pixels</b>...&quot;. If you don&#039;t take credit, I will.
I want to post something without using quotation marks in an ironic, mocking way, but I &quot;can&#039;t&quot;.
Oh, a sarcasm detector. Now there&#039;s a <i>really</i> useful invention.
Except for this: <a href="http:\/\/content.time.com\/time\/specials\/packages\/article\/0,28804,2029497_2030615_2029717,00.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/ar...">http://content.time.com/tim...
<i>... the case for Obama&rsquo;s non-authorship is even stronger.</i>
Evidence for &quot;Obama&rsquo;s non-authorship&quot; :
1. He&#039;s black.
2. Didn&#039;t you read 1? Go back and read it again.
3. Jeez, you are insatiable! All right, uh, 57 states, teleprompter, affirmative action baby. In other words, he&#039;s black.
I can neither confirm, nor deny my participation as an orange pixel in any photoshopping of that image.
&quot;Fuck&quot; her with a &quot;rusty&quot; &quot;spoon&quot;.
<i>The Ancient and Venerable Order of Greengrocer&rsquo;s had no &ldquo;comment&rdquo; on the issue.</i>
Nor do Wonkette readers, since comments are not allowed.
Wonkette commenters?